He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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