i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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