So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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