i don't plan on having that self control this summer
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
