Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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