I think im going to throw up on grandma
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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