five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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