what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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