Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I see more hoeing in ur future
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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