He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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