your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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