brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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