Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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