that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
