I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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