just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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