No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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