Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i was born a porn star she said
high people should be assigned attendants
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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