btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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