Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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