Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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