Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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