You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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