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say what?
wanna hang out?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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