Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
