One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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