Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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