I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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