No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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