i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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