at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He has the fingertips of a God
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