She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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