We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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