fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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