3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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