Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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