Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Do plants get herpes?
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