She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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