You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
