She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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