haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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