You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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