And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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