I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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