Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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