4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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