My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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