Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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