just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
