I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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