hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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