I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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